Glad I watched yesterday,. For nothing else than seeing, what I can only assume was, the first goal in the English league to be scored after the final whistle.

Smart money is on Leeds getting done today by a we'll set up, motivated side. Optimism is low.

Diving little cunt this Brighton winger. 😅

For when you only spend a few minutes getting side tracked.

Anyone on here ever faffed about with PIR board insulation before?

Only aggro from drivers on my ride yesterday was here.

After waiting 3 or 4 minutes for a can to arrive behind me (because the lights only change when they sense a car, not a bicycle).

The van driver was living he had to drive behind me over this very short bridge.

He was able to make me aware of his displeasure by repeatedly revving his engine and then sounding his horn when able to overtake.

What everyone is wondering, however, is when is @andyc getting transferred to the TikTok department?

A Metropolitan Police statement said: "Following initial enquiries, no allegations were substantiated".

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54220

... there's literally a video of him doing it.

During the robot uprising. This person could save us all.

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Soaking what's probably the last of the years sunshine. Need the vitamin D to fight the Rona.

"For security reasons, we try to change our Prime Minister every six months, and to never use the same Prime Minister on multiple websites."

mango.pdf.zone/finding-former-

That tickled me.

I just can't do CSS. Just can't do it.

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