Mrs Basil always makes me carry the heaviest bag. Where's feminism when you need it? AM I RITE!

My first vague memory of international football is probably Denmark wining the Euros in 92.

My first more concrete memory was England conceding the early goal against San Marino in the Work Cup qualifier.

Then it's various parts of the 94 world cup.

Maradona smacked off his tits. Ray Houghton's goal against Italy. Jack Charlton. Ramario and Bebeto. The snoozefest that was the final and Baggio with his stupid hair fudging his penalty.

See you lot on the other side of Tier 3.

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2020 was always gonna end in tiers.

tip the veal. Etc.

Not saying my bathroom has a moisture issue but I found an actual mushroom sprouting out of the wall.

I see that the French doing a dry run for testing their border protocols for January caused a few tailbacks.

Wonder when the UK will be doing their tests 👀

Now 1 in 900 dead from covid in North Dakota.

Had a fried halloumi and apricot jam sandwich.
Can recommend.

A friend has just received a letter from Newcastle council explaining that the council mistakenly under billed them in 2018 and they have to pay £700 before the end of January.

Decided at the last minute to walk to Greggs for lunch.

And... you know... it would be daft to walk all that way and only get one pasty.

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