Have you been murdered yet?
Has an alien abduction occurred?
Have you been carted off by devil worshippers?
Has anyone thrown a brick through the window?

This is the same conversation I have with the missus when she says: "He just lounges around all day!" I have to remind her how he has protected her from some of the above list!

@dick_turpin doubtful.
Afraid of his own shadow, this lad.

@basil Meh, its a cunning ploy to fool your enemies into a false sense of security, He looks like an SAS trained killer to me.

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