Guess who's energy tariff is due for renewal at the end of the month? 🤮🤮🤮
Old plan £785 per year. New plan offered £1,250 per year. Happy days.
Nursie: Oh, that's another good idea. You're so clever today, you better be careful your foot doesn't fall off.
Queen: Does that happen when you have lots of brilliant ideas?
Your foot falls off?
Nursie: It certainly does. My brother, he had this brilliant idea of
cutting his toenails with a scythe, and >his< foot fell off...
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