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Guess who's energy tariff is due for renewal at the end of the month? 🤮🤮🤮

Old plan £785 per year. New plan offered £1,250 per year. Happy days.

@robert indeed, I've always had impeccable timing.

@basil Feel for me. I couldn't find a good fixed deal so switched to a variable tarrif 🙃

@robert

@jamie @robert at least there's nobody on low incomes that are having their national insurance increased or their benefits cut, otherwise it would be really worrying.... Oh...

@basil @jamie

Nursie: Oh, that's another good idea. You're so clever today, you better be careful your foot doesn't fall off.

Queen: Does that happen when you have lots of brilliant ideas?
Your foot falls off?

Nursie: It certainly does. My brother, he had this brilliant idea of
cutting his toenails with a scythe, and >his< foot fell off...

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