Expect sarcasm, dogs, puns, sport, beer, cycling, tech, pubs. Sometimes several of these at once.
Glad someone listens to me.
Never change, England. Never change.
Don't have to pay people minimum age if they are volunteering. Always thinking.
TFW someone asks if you want a carrot.
Yeah, my place in Malta had it's upsides.
Buildings in which we are rebuiltFrom the rubble a day can make of us
- A Toast by Megan Pattie
@andyc this tickled me
Yuuuuge.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56123668
Moron Alert 🚨
I regret nothing.
The now ex-mayor of a Texan city.
I'm a people person.
Clearly thinks the neighbours are suspect.
Just a couple of flakes. (Yesterday)
Oh feck off
Just wonderful.
"Judge, I'm here live. I'm not a cat."
https://twitter.com/byDavidGardner/status/1359215155784081414
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Gid moaning
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