Basil @basil@sarcasm.stream
Expect sarcasm, dogs, puns, sport, beer, cycling, tech, pubs. Sometimes several of these at once.
Joined Jan 2020
https://twitter.com/KwCongressional
Parody is dead.
So that's showing, with only 3 games remaining, that no team is mathematically certain to remain in the league for next season.
I know that what's mathematically possible is a little corny and arbitrary when applied en mass like this.
But I don't care, this is perfect for showing how bat shit bonkers this division is.
We actually have a vaccine but Big Pharma won't release it.
And, you'd presume, that when they do release one (or several, more likely) that there will be something sinister involved.
Swansea fans upset that Pablo celebrated his late winner was my favourite reading material of the weekend.
@andyc yes! I was looking for that one as well.
Completely unclear what his redeeming qualities are.
@andyc https://twitter.com/_CarltonCole9/status/1282363160335458304
This was so odd. As if he wanted to look like he was trying without having to try.
@andyc all those defenders deserve another 12 months on their contracts after that, surely.
60km on the bike with Mrs Basil through the land of oak and iron.
https://trivial.observer/blog/another-60-kilometres-to-santiago/
Finally fixed the bastard gate.
Opens like a dream now. No more lift, shove, kick, shoulder barge.
@matteoscordino @cooper yeah, volume knob is a bit unnecessary for me. I'd want to remap it.
@pla nope 👌, saw your post about your header image and the pic wasn't loading for me so I thought I'd just go and look.
@randynose yeah, so a lot of prisons can't afford or simply choose not to provide much in the way of a library.
So books are often sent in for prisoners. He completely banned that in a crackdown on prison 'perks and privileges'.
It was reversed in the high court as unlawful.
@randynose gross incompetence aside, the policy to remove books from prisons just sums him up perfectly.
Rest in peace, Big Jack.
@rw to save having to use 2 different media players mostly.
Expect sarcasm, dogs, puns, sport, beer, cycling, tech, pubs. Sometimes several of these at once.
Joined Jan 2020
