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Love this from the first edition of the highway code.

Remember that all persons—pedestrians, cyclists, persons leading, riding or driving animals and the drivers of motor or horse-drawn vehicles—have the right to use the highway and an obligation to respect the rights of others. Good manners and consideration for others are as desirable and are as much appreciated on the road as elsewhere. Bear in mind the difficulties of others and try not to add to them.

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First Against the Wall. Cyclists that blast through crossing pedestrians because they spot a gap to thread through. Get in the bin, dickheads.

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The proposed rule changes will ensure that “those road users who can do the greatest harm have the greatest responsibility to reduce the danger or threat they may pose to other road users”

Preach 🙏

“The objective of the Hierarchy of Road Users is not to give priority to pedestrians, cyclists and horse riders in every situation, but rather to ensure a more mutually respectful and considerate culture of safe and effective road use that benefits all users”

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Why do you people use vim and emacs as an IDE when this is available?

Allegedly, Messi has told Barcelona to recruit Bielsa.

If he wants to play for him that badly he's more than welcome to take a pay cut and come to Leeds. Would be a great impact sub for Hernandez.

One of those mornings.
Haven't had my morning coffee yet.

I'll never get bored of watching cats eating ice cream.

Trying to find a slither of public land that permits flying a drone in order to qualify for a license to fly a drone is, let me tell you, quite a fucking challenge.

So answer me this.

Have you ever seen a man wearing a dog poo bag as a face mask?

Person, Man, Woman.... Camera, TV.

Still absolutely floored by this and it's barely a blip on the absolute bullshit that is the present landscape.

Then to blow it completely out of the water with that Abe Lincoln statement.

Honestly. Think this broke my brain.

Mrs Basil has done her conference call in the kitchen at coffee o'clock trick 😭

Taken with pinch of salt because life is life and best laid plans and all that, bit what a great way to describe a commitment 😅

“It is difficult to describe it in words, so when asked about my willingness and length of stay in this club and city, my only answer: here I want to spend my life imprisonment”

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