The boiler didn't have a timer so I used to set my alarm for 5:30 to turn the heating on so my wife could get ready for work in relative warmth.
Most mornings before climbing back into bed I had to do a quick sweep for any slugs, and wipe any trails from the sofa.
The temperature in the kitchen hit the point where the cooking oil went cloudy and started to solidify.
The landlord would come over once a month "to see what he could do" and faff about with some DIY that "might help".
I joke, things have changed.
This flat was a tomb of mould.
It was somehow both full of draughts and stale.
I had to scrub the walls with mildew cleaner once a fortnight and towel down the external walls every other morning.
Back from the brink of extinction?
That was unwise.
I think he's number 5 on the cunts I don't miss from my club list.
Back in the time of office working and commuting. Literally every day this would happen. Every. Day.
After 5 years I'm still unable to figure out what is preferred by the majority.
"It’s been a very interesting journey - I learned a lot about Covid-19. I learned it by really going to school. This is the real school.
This isn’t the ‘let’s read the book’ school. And I get it. And I understand it. And it’s a very interesting thing, and I’m going to be letting you know about it."
Cunt has never read a book in his life.
Are due a spanking.
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