So I've he'd this long running, tongue in cheek, semi serious but light hearted schtick above how culturally I see myself first and foremost, as a Northumbrian. Even considered getting an old Northumbria flag as a joke.
But now these NIP duffers (https://www.freethenorth.co.uk/) have popped up making a lot of noise and people might think I'm taking a serious political stance. 🙄
Why must people ruin things?
She calls 999. Of course she fucking does.
Showing that Brighton should be up there with West Ham.
Need a better finisher, a goalkeeper, and some luck in the next transfer window.
File under: people who's voices don't match their face.
Cycled to the shop yesterday.
Going up a narrow road with cars parked on both sides, the car behind was unable to pass me until we arrived at a T junction with a main road.
After nipping in front of me just before said junction, they proceeded to reverse slowly towards me and drive me 10-20 meters back down the hill. After blasting their horn, they sped back off up the hill.
People are unhinged when they are travelling. It's like a disease of the brain.
Ambulance should have been wearing high vis.
A victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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