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Mrs Basil's birthday today so we're off to Sycamore Gap.

I told him that, if he does, to make sure the artist is better at drawing feet than he is.

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A mate is pondering getting this tattooed on his calf 🤣

12 hour traveling day.
Taxi at 07:30 in Valletta.
Walked in the door at 19:30.

"Your privacy comes first"

twitter.com/tenacioustek/statu

In all seriousness, I can't imagine many activist and journalists do actually use PM as a secure communication channel. But this isn't great for them given all their noise about user privacy.

Flying is trash at the best of times.
Covid flying is hot trash.

25 million pounds for Dan James.
Excuse me while I go chuck myself in the fucking Tyne.

Today's the day.

Haircut day.

First pandemic trim.

Think I'm gonna lose about a stone.

Gonna be hard seeing my boy Ben White waste away at Arsenal.

Will always remember the nervousness and agitation that we'd replaced a towering talismanic centre back with an untried kid. And how in the first competitive half hour it all just melted away.

It was roughly 25 matches before he made anything close to resembling an average performance. One of the most promising and competent young players I've ever seen.

Currently sorting out our re-mortgage (fuck me, it's tedious)

However, it brought to my attention that our neighbour is moving out. Anyone wanna come slum it in my neck of the wood 😂

rightmove.co.uk/properties/109

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